I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
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Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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