I murdered the dance floor call the cops
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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