Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
love makes seman taste better
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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