You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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