you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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