bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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