I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
my liver is dry heaving
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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