he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
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And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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