your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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