So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
My vagina just clenched in fear
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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