I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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