This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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