I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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