He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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