SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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