Reggie can tackle my bush.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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