just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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