I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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