Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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