Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Randomize
