i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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