Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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