if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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