i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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