what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Randomize