Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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