Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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