The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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