Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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