turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
