Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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