Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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