I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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