why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Sponge bath it is.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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