You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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