So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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