let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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