Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
high people should be assigned attendants
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You ruined the universe
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize