Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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