I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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