Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
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I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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