she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
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Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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