Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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