paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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