problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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