My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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