Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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