Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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