dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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