I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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