Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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