Do you still have your period?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
