Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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