why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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