She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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